May 2013
gymleaderfrank:
If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
jesuschristvevo:
i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
fakeyouout:
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
jennyfromthesock:
all you ladies pop yo pussy like this, shake yo body dont stop dont miss
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
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