February 2011
watchyourowlpost:
Teacher: “Have you done your homework?”
Student: “Have you graded my test?”
Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade”
Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”
When you're waiting for your fave part of a song...
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
fatregina:
When you're sitting down watching TV and a crazy...
andrewskis:
Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.
They bombed the airports in Libya.
gailweasely:
rockmyworldrdj:
Now they’re sure no other country will interfere and everyone can be killed. It’s disgusting.
No one seems to care and probably no one will reblog this.
this disgusts me beyond belief. this is actually fucking happening in this world and all you’re going to probably do is glance at this and re-blog a kitten. if you could do anything, just fucking re-blog this.
...
In the morning when you look for something to...
lonelyheartsxo:
Your wardrobe in your eyes:
Reality (for your parents):
i bought something for you
fatregina:
look at this fucking seagull
fatregina:
.
That point when you are just so tired
fatregina:
and you’re giggling uncontrollably like
and everyone else is looking at you like
and you just look at them and continue to be out of your mind like
ME. ALL THE TIME. :))
when you get that awkward shiver
and you’re like
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
painiack:
Them:
You:
Why did you buy something you can’t understand?
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
when your in a restaurant ....
antonmadariaga:
and you see your food coming
then you realize its for the next table
then you spaz out
then they say
then you
but then your food comes and you’re all like
when a teacher asks you for your homework
-fuckthepeople:
like “i hope you’ve done the homework, class” all
but i’m just like
and the teacher’s like “you’ve had a week to do this” all
but i’m like “aw yeah sorry i forgot i had a life”
and the teacher’s like “who da fuk u think u are?” all
so i’m like
so then the teacher’s like
but i’m just like
When you hear someone swear
fatregina:
When you were a child
When you’re a teenager
when you see something you like at the store
thatdarnmegan:
you approach your mom like:
and she looks at you like:
and you show it to her with a smile:
then shes all like:
then you look at her like:
and shes like:
and when she finally says yes your like:
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't...
YOU DO IT THEN
Reblog if you live here!
haleyharper:
spitwateratlife:
acidtears-:
When you’re crying
Expectation:
Reality:
Giving your crush a sexy look
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to get someone’s attention
Expectation:
Reality:
Being surprised
Expectation:
Reality:
Eating normally
Expectation:
Reality:
When someone says a mean comment to you
Expectation:
Reality:
Annoying parts of the school day, →
theblackship:
When people walk really fucking slow, and I’m stuck behind them & I’m like
When annoying people speak up in class & I just want to say,
& I also want to do this to them:
When teachers call on me and I don’t know the answer, so I say “I don’t know.” BUT THEN THEY PROCEED TO ASK ME AGAIN AND I WANT TO SAY,
When teachers lecture about the most boring...
When you're watching a movie in class and the...
