I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud. the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Me in 2012: I'm single! :)
Me in 2013: I'm still single!
Me in 2014: Still single...
Me in 20 years: Look at all these cats